Thursday, October 10, 2013

Reasons Why I'm a Complete Weirdo

Y'all, it's thursday! Where did this week go?

Apart from stubbing my toe (it's purple now), getting bitten by a spider, and catching a cold I would say it's been a great week. In all seriousness though, this week has been pretty great.

Anywho, lately my husband and I have been trying to keep track of some of the weird things I do, which led us to this list- I'm sure there will be more to come but I hope you enjoy part I!

1. Even though I have a fancy tempurpedic pillow, every night I roll over and steal my husband's pillow. I've also been known to snatch the covers. Which leads me to number 2...

2. Mine and my husband's pillows have to be lined up and touching, so that if I roll over my head doesn't fall off of my pillow.

3. I lay diagonally in our bed. This doesn't work so well when my husband is there, but every morning when he leaves, I flop over and take my position.

4. I talk in weird voices and make less-than-attractive faces, frequently. I just can't help myself.

5. I have to eat something as soon as I wake up from a nap. If I don't I will start to feel sick and I'll be very grumpy.

6. If I put on clothes, even for like 5 minutes, I consider them dirty and toss them in the hamper.

7. I never finish drinks. I'll get all the way to the bottom of them but I just won't take the very last sip, it grosses me out!

8. I always steal food (not from strangers, that's gross) my husband and my mom are my usual victims of choice. I find that food (and drinks) taste better if they're not yours.

9. I rarely answer my phone and don't listen to voicemails. period. They give me anxiety!

10. I don't like taking my own shoes off, it isn't that I'm super attached to them or anything, I just don't like the process of doing it. Sometimes I ask my husband to do it for me.

So...there you have it! What are some odd things that you do?




  1. I KNEW there was a reason we got along so well! James is always telling me how weird I am because of the faces I make at him & impressions I do! Its always good to be a little weird...or a lot! It keeps things interesting!

    Breckenridge Clare

  2. These made me laugh! I can relate to most (except my husband is the one who takes over the bed). I can't finish my drink either and I totally think something is dirty if it's even been tried on (unless it has to be ironed and then I'll just never wear it anyway). Oh and I'm totally with you on not answering the phone or listening to voicemails. I get nervous for some reason, too!

  3. Oh my gosh! Number 7!! I do it too! It makes my husband so mad, but I can't help it!

  4. #7 and #9!! Especiallly 9- it drives my family and friends crazy, but I just can't do it. Id so much rather just text.
    P.S. Im a new follower! :)

  5. Hahahaha! This was AWESOME! I may be stealing this idea of writing quirky little facts about me! I love it! Allll the sleeping ones you mentioned... me TOO! I sleep diagonally and Scott gets sooo frustrated hahaha. Also.. I have a fancy dancy pillow too and I still love sharing Scott's!! =D

  6. These are hilarious! #4 happens to me too often, and I sleep in the middle of my bed. So heaven help me when I'm married and have to share it when someone...I don't do that well ;)

  7. I hate answering the phone and VM too! your blog is cute!

  8. 1,2, &3 are legit my life. Hysterical and glad I'm not alone!

  9. 4, 8, and 9 remind me of me haha. this list is hilarious i absolutely love it!. I am a horrible sheet stealer and shane always teases me because I sleep with 4-5 pillows..

  10. Loved reading this! It's so funny how we all have our different weird quirks :) #7... totally my husband! I don't understand why it grosses him out if he's the only one who has been drinking from it anyway?
    How do you get away with stealing your hubs pillow? Mine would never let his get away from him, even in his sleep!